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Lullaby, Little Love

Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby. ~ Langston Hughes

It was Sunday. Mother’s Day. I had given birth only two days before, still clothed in a hospital gown, unable to walk much. I sat in a rocking chair next to a cot in the Neonatal ICU. Between the drugs and the fear, I was numb to my pain, reaching up to hold the tiny hand of my newborn son. As I had been for hours. As I would be for as long as it took.

Except for a diaper, he was naked. There was a lamp over his cot, keeping him comfortably warm while allowing nurses access to his tubes and wires and sensors. His head was under a plastic dome to administer oxygen: Bubble Boy, my father had joked. I didn’t laugh.

We were waiting. Waiting for the readings to say that it was safe to take the dome away and let him breathe the hospital air. Waiting and waiting for me to have the chance to hold my child for the first time.

He clutched my finger with all the strength that his tiny self could muster. Was it only reflex? Or did he yearn to be touched as much as I yearned to touch? Whichever. Let my finger be a lifeline.

I didn’t know if he could hear me through the dome; the shiny plastic reflected so much light, made so much glare, would my voice simply bounce back at me? The way the light of my flash bounced back at my camera lens?

It didn’t matter. I talked and talked, telling him how loved he is, how much I had looked forward to meeting him. I told him all the things that I would show him when we got home: his cats, his bed, the flowering tree outside the window. Sunshine and warm baths, cricket song and daffodils. Butterflies. All things that were waiting for him.

And I sang to him. Songs that I still sing, that bring us both comfort. I don’t know if he could hear them then. But when the nurse finally decided that the sensors could be damned, and she took the dome off my baby boy’s head and handed him to me for the first time, I know that he heard them then. I held him for hours, singing to him, and he rested his tiny head against my chest, heaved a great sigh of hospital air, and slept. Holding my baby for the first time was the best Mother’s Day gift that I could ever, ever wish for.

Here are some of the songs that we sang then, and still sing now.

Sausage’s Lullabies

  1. “I Will” – Tok Tok Tok
  2. “Time After Time” – Cyndi Lauper
  3. “Bridge Over Troubled Water (bonus track)” – Simon and Garfunkel
  4. “Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy)” – John Lennon
  5. “Lullaby” – Dixie Chicks
  6. “Songbird” – Fleetwood Mac
  7. “Golden Slumbers” – Ben Folds
  8. “The Rose” – Bette Midler

Praying My Way Through Prague

Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. ~ King James Bible, Matthew 7:7

I looked at the calendar today and realized that I missed an anniversary. Not my wedding anniversary, but a rather delightful one nevertheless.

It was two years ago this month that Sausage was conceived.

I know, I know, TMI. Well, it’s my blog, and I’ll talk about whatever I want to. So there.

Anyway, two years ago, in mid-August, Loving Husband and I went on a trip. We were still living in Sicily at that point, and we were coming up on our return to the US, so we were trying to get as much travel in as we could while we were so advantageously situated.

We packed a bag and hopped on a plane to Prague. That’s in the Czech Republic, for those of you who don’t know (it’s okay, I too am a product of an American public school education, I understand).

I had been wanting to go to Prague for a long time. It’s a beautiful city — it managed to avoid heavy bombing during World War II, so much of its Art Nouveau and medieval architecture remains intact. I was excited to go to the Mucha Museum, and Loving Husband was delighted to go to a country with heavy, Eastern European food. Needless to say, we looked forward to consuming much in the way of art and goulash.

Wild boar goulash with ginger dumpling and cranberry sauce. GET. IN. MY. FACE.

But a little backstory is in order here, as well. See, at this point we had been trying to have a baby for a year. I had had two miscarriages and countless tests to determine why I couldn’t maintain a pregnancy. I had been in therapy for nearly a year, since just after the first miscarriage my doctor and I decided that, with my history of depression, I was at a high risk of relapse. So we arrived in Prague soul-aching and damaged, clinging to whatever we could find of hope and normalcy.

The Czech Republic proved to be a very welcome distraction from doctor visits, blood tests, and therapy sessions. We stayed in the Ambassador Zlat√° Husa Hotel, right on Wenceslas Square, which is the commercial center of Prague. It was walking distance to everything, and there were street meat carts out on the square, which meant that Loving Husband was just about in heaven.

Wenceslas Square in the evening.

I won’t go into all the things that we saw and did. If you look at a guidebook for Prague, we hit all the major sights — the cathedral, the palace, the astronomical clock tower. We saw a Black Light Theater show, and bought an insanely overpriced calendar at the Mucha Museum. We took a day trip to Kutn√° Hora, where we saw the famous Sedlec Bone Church, the less-famous silver mine, and our first wild hedgehog. We drank Czech beer with every meal and sopped up our gravy with savory dumplings. We walked and walked and walked until I thought my feet would fall off, and then we walked some more. We talked trash about other tourists and how obnoxious they were.

Kozel Dunkel. Reason enough to head to the Czech Republic.

And I prayed.

Now, I’m not religious. Spiritual, yes, but not religious. I have problems with organized religion and, frequently, with its followers. But in the Czech Republic, I prayed.

There have been a lot of holy people who have made Prague their home over the years. People who founded churches, who did good deeds, and are still revered. I made a point of learning about them so that I could pray to them.

The first one we encountered was Saint John of Nepomuk. There is a large statue of him on the Charles Bridge, over the river Vltava — this commemorates his martyrdom, thrown from the bridge into the river on the order of the king. A few meters (yards plus a little, for you Americans again) away from the statue, though, is a small cross and (relatively) modest image of the saint, supposedly marking the actual spot from which he was thrown. Legend has it that if you touch that cross and the image of the saint, and you make a wish, it will come true within a year and a day. You can only do so once in your life, so you’d better make the wish a good one. I wished for a healthy baby.

Praying to John of Nepomuk.

The second holy man that we encountered was Rabbi Loew, a famous scholar, philosopher, and Jewish mystic in the 16th century. Legend has it that he built the Golem of Prague, which made my nerdy little D&D-playing heart happy. Rabbi Loew is buried in Prague’s Old Jewish Cemetery — a site so fascinating that it could be a whole post all by itself — and people frequently leave prayers at his monument, written on slips of paper and weighted with pebbles. I left my prayer on a small ledge at the back of the monument, under a pink pebble. I prayed for a healthy baby.

A tombstone from Prague’s Old Jewish Cemetery. Yes, I did the flare on purpose. Because I’m ARTSY, that’s why.

The third pilgrimage I made was a rather odd one. Actually, I found it to be downright weird and uncanny, but there you go. In the Church of Our Lady Victorious, an important artifact is housed — it’s called the Infant of Prague, a small statue of the child Jesus that supposedly once belonged to Saint Teresa of Avila. I pretty much just saw a really creepy doll with a whole lot of expensive changes of clothes, but there you go — I’m not Catholic, I don’t get it. Nevertheless, the church was flooded with devotees, lighting candles and chanting the novena prayer which was printed in every language imaginable. I lit my candle, I said the words. I ask that my prayer be granted … I urgently ask that my prayer be granted … I know that my prayer will be granted. I prayed for a healthy baby.

Now, lest you fear that I had become a little bit crazy, praying to every statue and poppet that promised me a wish come true, you can be certain that Loving Husband and I did, in fact, remember to do all those other things that are required when you want a baby. Repeatedly.

It was fun.

Sausage’s future Mama and Daddy.

And two weeks later, we had a positive pregnancy test.

Sausage was born the following May. A healthy, beautiful, wonderful baby.

But we decided against naming him Infant Nepomuk Loew. We’re grateful and all, but seriously. Poor kid’s going to have enough issues when he finds out that I call him Sausage on my blog.


Dr. Kathy, Marriage Expert

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

I’m coming up on my tenth wedding anniversary. That’s right — I’ve been married to one man for nearly a full decade! As such, I am an expert on marriages. All marriages. Even yours!

So here are some tips I threw together on how to have a happy marriage.

1. Marry Someone You Like. This is where many people make their first big mistake: by marrying someone who is sort of a douchenozzle.

See? They like each other. (Photo by steelrose1)

2. Do your own laundry. I can’t stress this enough. Nothing strains a marriage like finding out that your husband put your expensive bras in the dryer on high heat when he should have hung them on the drying rack. Do your own laundry; your marriage and your underwires will thank you.

Seriously. It took me years to get that man to read the washing instructions in his clothes, I’m not letting him touch mine. (Art by k_vohsen)

3. Don’t be so serious. Nothing diffuses a tense situation like laughing. My favorite method of producing necessary gales of laughter is by letting loose a long and resonant fart, but you need to figure out what works best for you. Not everyone finds flatulence as hilarious as my Loving Husband and I do.

4. Objectify. Yes, your marriage is based on love, trust, and mutual respect, but everyone wants to feel sexy and desired as well. A little healthy objectification between two consenting adults never hurt anyone. How can this be accomplished? Butt pinches always work, as do unexpected gropes. PDA’s are nice as well, though you really should try to stay within the bounds of legality. There’s a fine line between being appreciative and being arrested.

That’s right ladies, that’s my fella! Well, part of him, anyway. Eat your hearts out.

5. Forgive. You know all those little things that drive you crazy about your husband or wife? Forgive them. So, yeah, he holds his fork incorrectly, and his toes crack EVERY. TIME. THEY. MOVE. Those things will never stop making you nuts. But if you can forgive them, then those little things won’t break you. As for the big things … if you can find it in your heart and conscience, if it’s not a deal-breaker (like domestic violence, emotional or verbal abuse, or constant watching of the Three Stooges), forgive those too. Love requires a lot of forgiving.


Follow these simple rules and you’ll have a happy marriage! Probably. Or maybe not, if your marriage is different from mine. Or if you married a douchenozzle. In which case you’re on your own, kid.