I hate labels. Labels think that they can tell you who you are. Bastards.
That said, here are a few of the labels I’ve had attached to me: Mom, Wife, Daughter, Sister, Actress, Bibliophile, Arachnophobe, and Smartass.
International traveler. Navy wife. Amateur photographer. Cat lover. Non-conformist. Tea snob. Hair dye connoisseur.
In my opinion, poo jokes never stop being funny.
I like to crochet, drink wine, and watch the BBC, sometimes all at once.
Pop-up books make me giddy like a five-year-old at Christmas.
I have two tattoos, but I’m not telling you what they are. Or where.
Oh, and I make my own baby food. So there’s that.
Testimonials:
“Her Awesomesauce is awesomesauce!” ~ Loving Husband
“She always was an excellent writer.” ~ My Mom
“Mama! Mama mama mama mama mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” ~ Sausage
“You might be websites successful individuals, it comes effortlessly, therefore you also earn you see, the jealousy of all the ones lots of journeymen surrounding you could have challenges within this challenge.” ~ motor movers 985009
Do you want to talk to me? Really? Cool!
Message me at: Don’t Forget To Feed The Baby’s Facebook Fan Page
Email me at: dontforgettofeedthebaby@gmail.com
I look forward to hearing from you!
Don't Forget to Feed the Baby 
I don’t have a baby, and I don’t crochet. But I love your recipes and humor and the fact that you let Dotty name your baby sausage.
You are welcome to all my recipes and humor, especially if for some reason you need to eat all your food in puree form. Perhaps you don’t have any teeth? Maybe you only like textures that remind you of toothpaste? Or maybe you just like the idea of playing with fire while intoxicated? All these are perfectly good reasons to make a batch of Awesomesauce.
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Now you can refer to yourself as an “Multi-Award-Winning Blogger!” Consider yourself Liebstered! http://lora-banks.com/2012/06/01/thnk-you-for-reading-my-award-winning-blog/
Wow! Thank you! I’m honored! And also Liebstered! Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Kathy,
I’m here for the “smart ass” label.
Le Clown
Good. My ass is the smartest part of me. You won’t be disappointed.
I love the name of your site, and also ALL of your labels. If we lived in the same town, we’d be great friends.
But what I like the best about you is that you admitted that my post made you pee your panties (a little).
Better watch out. I’m following you.
I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but don’t be too terribly excited that I peed a little. I am a new mom, after all, and I never did much care for Kegels. And maybe it’s good that we don’t live in the same town. I’m much shorter in person.
I’m 5′ 2″.
Oh. Well then, I guess I wouldn’t be QUITE so disappointing.
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You left out the part where you won a Reader Appreciation Award! http://lora-banks.com/2012/06/09/thank-you-for-reading-my-multi-award-winning-blog/
I am also refusing your request to stop giving you awards. I invented an award (yeah, I’m cool like that)…that while in it’s infancy appears to be meager, but once it takes over the world…well, it will probably still be meager. Anyway, it’s just my way of saying I like what you’re up to. You can just accept it if you want, no strings attached…a.k.a. you don’t have to write a post about it, just stick it with your other awards. You can pick it up here: http://lora-banks.com/the-blogtastic-blog-award/
Stop, you’re spoiling me! I don’t know if I can deal with how incredibly awesome the blogtastic blog award is. You made my day — TWICE. You flattery flatterer, you!
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Just wanted to drop by and say I have enjoyed reading your blog so much that I have chosen your Blog to be part of my 5 choices for the Beautiful Blogger award. You can see the details here 🙂
Hope you keep sharing your thoughts and words via your Blog
http://merlinspielen.com/2012/07/08/beautiful-blogger-you-talking-to-me/
If the zombies don’t get you first that is…
Thanks, Merlinspielen! I hope that I can continue to be beautiful, even after the zombies eat my face. You’re the awesomesauciest.
The zombies eating your face would be such a shame – after we worked so hard at finding that wonderful photo of you working in Oz Land…maybe the tin-man can arrive to help…
Well, it shouldn’t be too bad. They’re zombies, after all, and are mostly interested in eating brains. It’s not like they’re chimpanzees or anything.
I like how you are such an optimist – it must be your beautiful inner nun always looking for the small blessings in life. I think I may weep from the beauty of it all. Hence why you are beautiful blogger.
🙂
Holy hannah on a hockey stick. How did I not follow you sooner?
Your testimonials really sold me. Now, my expectations will be very high. Like, Lindsay Lohan high.
I am extremely proud of my testimonials. They were hard-won, let me tell you.
I am going to have a hard time keeping up with your blog. Don’t know where to start first. I guess just jump in to your mixed up mess…….OH sorry………my blog is the mixedupmessy one.
Well, welcome to the mess!
lady, i need your email addy to get you on the canadica schedule…can you send it here: sweetmotherlover@gmail.com — much love, sm
Here it is: dontforgettofeedthebaby@gmail.com
awesomeness! thank you, lady!
I’m looking forward to having you in my inbox. My, that does sound like a euphemism, doesn’t it?
Smartass? Instant follow. 😀
Why, thank you! My ass is the smartest part of me.
Mine as well and soo much better than having a dumb ass. Don’cha’ think? 😉
I do always feel bad for those whose asses are dumb.
Ah don’t we all…peace my child.
Hi, I’ve nominated you for the versatile blogger awards, it’s here on my page
http://findingmeunderthefat.wordpress.com/
Thank you!
LOVE your testimonials! Testimonials from husband and loved ones are the only ones that matter anyway 🙂 going to explore the rest of your blog now…
They are very insightful, aren’t they?
This blog is raw and authentic. Thank you for writing.
Thank you, TomBoy!
Thank you! It’s time for me to follow your blog.
like your style mama!
Tee hee. Thanks.
http://andthemoonseesall.wordpress.com/2013/03/22/very-inspiring-blog-award-nomination/
I’ve nominated you for this award.
Thank you!
You’re welcome. =)
http://itsnotjustmeright.wordpress.com/2013/05/21/versatile-blogger-award/
Bang – Nominated!